EXTRAS

Try some of these:

Strip naked to indulge in shit - 'NAKED EXTRAVAGANZA SHIT'

Shave your arse hole to reduce the amount of wiping required and avoid any poo-encrusted hair blockage

Hyper-ventilate just before pooing to highten the poo experience

Use two-way radios to transmit the sound of your poo to friends/family (count the plops)

As a long-term challenge try to piss and shit SIMULTANEOUSLY